The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor = Just not Going to do it to Myself

I was sitting around thinking to myself, “I’m bored… I don’t feel like gaming…  Not really tired yet… I know, a movie!”

So, I grab the one of top of the pile and put it in the DVD player.  I take a deep breath and settle in for an “action-packed thrill-ride”  **note the double hyphens, this should have tipped me off**

What followed wasn’t pretty.  Is it just me?  Am I going crazy?  And how does Brendan Fraser STILL get work?

Needless to say I lasted a whopping 11:16 into the movie before calling it quits.  I’m not reviewing it so much as pleading with you – Keep your sanity, stay away from this horror!!!

Don’t worry, I’ll suffer through it and I might even mutter about it again, IF my opinion changes after a full viewing.  As for tonight… nope, just not going to do it.  Onward… maybe I’ll watch a little Chuck.  Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, that’s the ticket (yeah, I went there, sorry).


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