Max Payne = Max Painful

Indistinguishable from an Uwe Boll movie.

Sure, there’s a story, but, you know, it doesn’t really matter – it doesn’t add anything to the movie, in fact, at times, it becomes annoying (like my comma use).  I heard, “It’s beautiful, the special effects alone are worth it!”  Afraid not.

So, you know, if you like Boll’s movies, then you’d prolly enjoy this.

As for me… It’s cliche, but I want my hour, forty minutes back!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

1 shibba out of 5 shabbas, watch at your own risk, you have been warned.